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The exception to this rule is when you have your period, not saying your gonna stink but that week it’s okay. This theory is 97% effective. When you paint your toe nails your vagina will not stink, because typically when you’re painting your toe nails, your head is pretty close to your vagina.
The first percent that it’s not effective on is obese women. No matter how much they paint their nails, or wash themselves, they are just plain always gonna stink. Some heavier women stink less than others because they have better hygiene than the women before. But nevertheless is always gonna stink.
The second percent it’s not effective on is super sluts. They fuck every dick that comes their way, so there’s not much time in between dicks to paint there nails or clean themselves properly. They let their toe nail paint on until it wears off. The…

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