The Oxford Guide

The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time

We do and say silly things when we drink, for some of us that is an understatement. Upon doing that there are things that we tend to lose, for lack of a better word. So remember, get friends who know when to take you home and lock you up.

Phone

Maybe your bestie has it, nope. Maybe you left it in the bathroom, not there. The bartender has it… um no. That guy who took your picture must still have it, shit.. OH WAIT, it’s in your back pocket.

Ability to Dance

You think you look like Queen B, but really your moves are going to get dancing and rock & roll banded from you town. Get jiggy with it girlfriend.

The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time

Debit Card

Put it this way, the only bars you should go to are the ones where the bartender physically holds your card until you close your tab. You…

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